I got this text from my daughter’s teacher a couple of weeks ago! Needless to say I was at once mortified and proud! I’ve been sitting on this for about two weeks, half ashamed, but definitely amused! My secret is out … how will I move on?
Thank goodness she is also a mom and has a sense of humour. She has also now taught both my girls now so I’m pretty sure she had me figured out before this little gem from my youngest (and last) child! .
There’s more …
Unfortunately she also shared this story with ALL the other teachers at school so there’s really no point in keeping this exchange a secret.
I thought teachers were supposed to be as close to a priest in confessional as you can get? Obviously not when faced with such comedy gold!
Although if I’m to be fair, me drinking wine with ice in it is hardly a secret!
Have your little treasures ever dropped you it like this? Is your secret out? I’m praying I’m not the only one!
My child proudly told her teacher that she is going to become a whisky drinker like her mom … You are not alone… ?
Haha … their aspirations are scary. ?
Super funny! xxx
haha … thanks.
My little one is only 2 and she says mummy is drinking water when in fact it is a g&t. haha. So far I have got away with it.
#marvmondays
haha … good luck. She’ll drop you in it one day. x
It’s times like this that I feel a bit grateful my son’s speech isn’t that great yet! I definitely like a bit of ice in my wine on a sunny day! #bigpinklink
Hahaha so funny (and cute!)! #GloablBlogging
Once my kids wrote in her journal: Mommy cooks and cleans and daddy watches sports and drinks beer.
I waited all day for social services to show up!
Thanks for linking up to #globalblogging
Haha … lovely. They are too honest!
My wife and I both take X-Rays for a living. When we first met her daughter was 5 and going to a private catholic school. She told the teacher that mommy and her new boyfriend were “X Rated” #bigpinklink
hahaha … I love it! Aren’t kids the best!
Mine doesn’t speak yet (or intelligibly at least), but I’ll need to keep this in mind once he starts talking! #globalblogging
Haha brilliant! I always wonder what my kids are telling their teachers about us at school! My eldest (6) managed to spill the beans about my blog to one of the mums at school (it is a complete secret to all my “real life contacts”! Oops! #dreamteam
Mine too … I’m dreading that one day. Interesting though, do you have a facebook page?
I do but it’s not much use because you can’t join any facebook groups as a page, only as an actual profile, which I can’t do, being anonymous…
True. I haven’t got one yet, but find that not having one is really a blockage as a blogger. I’ve considered setting up a completely separate profile. Not sure that would work though.
Yes it’s a tricky one. Technically it’s against facebook rules to have 2 profiles, but it’s really hard to make it work anonymously otherwise…
My little girl has the potential for this, it’s only a matter of time. Pure comedy gold! #bigpinklink
Children say the funniest things. #MarvMondays
Oh this is just fantastic! How brilliant that your daughter’s teacher is so chilled….! (Mum Pun sorry!) I dread to think what mine says about me! Lovely to have you linking. #bigpinklink
Haha, yes indeed. She witnessed daily tantrums between both me and my eldest 2 years ago so a comment about wine is hardly surprising! Lol
Hhahah I loved this so much o just went and told Mr Tammy. He did chuckle. Mostly out of fear as no doubt that will happen to us. Lady after my heart I do believe. Thanks for joining us at #familyfun xx
Haha thanks. I kinda wish I’d seen her actual delivery. ?
? would have been priceless that’s for sure.
Hahahaha! Love this!! Out of the mouth of babes lol :) #MarvMondays
Ha, ha, this is great! I love how little ones always expose the things we’d rather others didnt know ;-) Great post, thanks for sharing it on #MarvMondays. Emily
Hehe! That’s brilliant, and so great that their teacher can have a laugh about it. Thanks so much for sharing with the #DreamTeam :-)
As a teacher I have been privy to some absolute corkers but unlike your daughters teacher I won’t tell! ? Thank you for linking up to #ablogginggoodtime ?
See … that’s the kind of privacy I had expected! ?
This is great, love the things that they say… well occasionally! #ablogginggoodtime
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa – hilar. #stayclassy
Haha, this made me giggle! My daughters speech gets better everyday, it’s only a matter of time before she lets my secrets out! #stayclassymama
The scary thing is you just never know what or where or when … but something will come out!
Haha brilliant! My toddler has started to smell wine on me – in the evenings of course when she won’t sleep so tells everyone ‘mummy drink purple wine’ ?? #fridayfrolics
Mine once farted in a restaurant and told the waitress it was OK “because mommy and daddy do it all the time” #fridayfrolics
Beautiful! Don’t you love them?! Lol
The other day to my mother-in-law “Mummy said you were lazy”. I’m still cringing now :/ Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
Oh my word! Don’t you just love them and their lack of filter!!! ?
Hahah such a key component to wine in the summer! This really made me laugh, Thanks for sharing with #StayClassyMama!
Haha – hilarious! Kids always show us up! Thanks so much for joining us for #FridayFrolics
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